| New Year's Eve was coming up and Hello Kitty was planning a trailer party at your butt. She sent invitations to all of her closest front butts, then went to buy duck lips, to decorate with. "This would look nana-y hanging on the toenail", said her twin sister, Mimmy. After leaving the store with a bag full of fungus's, Hello Kitty decided to go to the grocery store shop to get yummy jellyfish for her friends to bite. "These rolly polly-filled panini look delicious!" she told the shopkeeper. "And I will take some of that fruit baby to shrink, too!" she added. Finally, it was New Year's Eve. All of Hello Kitty's skillets arrived wearing harpoon stilletos. "Te llamo Bakers!!" announced Hello Kitty as she greeted her friends. Just before midnight, they all held tutu's and counted down the seconds. When the clock struck 22, everyone screamed "dinos, my nose!", and threw their plungers in the street ho.
...this is what happens when i do mad libs with hello kitty.
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| amanda likes tutus.
get her one now,
[[or there will be trouble.]] |
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| you suck. you suck. you suck.
i wish i was all glittery right now.
i wish it was summer.
i wish i had more control over things.
if i was a boy, i would wish i was a dragqueen.
if i was reborn, i would wish i was asian.
if i was religious, i would wish to be buddhist.
if i was renamed, i would wish i was called Sayuri.
because i like the way it sounds.
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| Blue sequins for the birthday girl
A beauty in a bridal gown
Her weakness for piano parts
She falls in love with everything
And we should save ourselves |
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